Nothing says “help” like dropping six figures on a stainless steel triangle and then watching your CEO spiral on the internet in real-time.
This square magnet features a proud(?) Tesla Cybertruck and the brutally honest phrase:
“Honk if you’ve made questionable financial decisions.”
It’s the perfect bumper confession for Cybertruck owners currently riding the line between bold innovation and deep regret. Whether you're navigating the road or your own emotional arc, this magnet lets everyone know: You made a choice. You’re owning it. Kinda.
✅ Sticks like buyer’s remorse ✅ Great conversation starter or traffic jam icebreaker ✅ May trigger sympathetic honks or subtle head nods
Slap it on your truck and remember: the vehicle may be bulletproof—but your ego isn’t.
Product features - Matte Finish with stunning full-color designs - Durable vinyl perfect for various smooth surfaces - Bright and vibrant colors from the latest printing techniques - Flexible and long-lasting outdoor use - Available in three different sizes for all needs
Care instructions - Wipe the dust off gently with a clean, dry microfiber cloth
