You didn’t ask to be part of the discourse—you just wanted a quiet, zero-emissions ride. But now you’re rolling around in a four-wheeled lightning rod for internet rage, and let’s be honest: people are tense.
This square magnet features the iconic Twitter bird with a big red ❌ and the brutally accurate reminder:
“Keying this car won’t stop the tweets.”
Perfect for Tesla owners trying to avoid becoming the target of Elon-era backlash, this magnet is your passive-aggressive shield in a very judgmental parking lot.
✅ Politely begs for mercy with meme energy ✅ Ideal for bumpers, charging stations, or social distancing from Twitter ✅ May prevent one act of vandalism and several awkward stares
Stick it and let the world know: You're not in charge of the chaos. You're just here to get groceries.
Product features - Matte Finish with stunning full-color designs - Durable vinyl perfect for various smooth surfaces - Bright and vibrant colors from the latest printing techniques - Flexible and long-lasting outdoor use - Available in three different sizes for all needs
Care instructions - Wipe the dust off gently with a clean, dry microfiber cloth
