Look, you didn’t buy into the personality cult. You just liked skipping gas stations and silently gliding past them with eco-pride.
This square magnet keeps it chill with the statement:
“Not a fanboy. Just a fan of charging at home.”
It’s for the Tesla owner who enjoys clean energy, convenience, and none of the weird vibes currently surrounding the brand. Think of it as your personal disclaimer—broadcasting to the world: “Yes, it’s a Tesla. No, I don’t have a Twitter burner account defending billionaires.”
✅ Smooth matte finish, smoother exit from awkward conversations ✅ Reduces your chance of being grouped with those guys
Stick it on, charge in peace, and reclaim your right to like your car without being part of... whatever this is now.
Product features - Matte Finish with stunning full-color designs - Durable vinyl perfect for various smooth surfaces - Bright and vibrant colors from the latest printing techniques - Flexible and long-lasting outdoor use - Available in three different sizes for all needs
Care instructions - Wipe the dust off gently with a clean, dry microfiber cloth
