Featuring a Tesla with a teary-eyed cartoon Shiba Inu behind the wheel, this magnet says what every embarrassed Tesla owner is thinking but too ashamed to shout in the Whole Foods parking lot:
“Please don’t key me. I already regret this enough.”
It’s the perfect blend of self-deprecating humor and emotional damage, designed for those who bought into sleek EV innovation… and accidentally got looped into billionaire chaos.
✅ Adorably sad, painfully relatable ✅ Strong magnet—just like your coping mechanisms ✅ Great for bumpers, fridges, laptops, or passive-aggressive messaging in public
Stick it on your car and let the world know: You’re not the drama—you just drive something that’s caught in it.
Product features - Matte Finish with stunning full-color designs - Durable vinyl perfect for various smooth surfaces - Bright and vibrant colors from the latest printing techniques - Flexible and long-lasting outdoor use - Available in three different sizes for all needs
Care instructions - Wipe the dust off gently with a clean, dry microfiber cloth
