"This Tesla Was an Investment... in Disappointment" Magnet – Stock Drop Edition - Funny Die-Cut Car Magnet
"This Tesla Was an Investment... in Disappointment" Magnet – Stock Drop Edition - Funny Die-Cut Car Magnet
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Sure, Teslas go 0–60 in under 4 seconds…
But nothing plummets faster than your expectations when your “investment” drives straight off a cliff—especially when that cliff looks suspiciously like a stock graph.
This square magnet features a sleek Tesla mid-nosedive off a financial cliff and the brutally honest caption:
“This Tesla was an investment... in disappointment.”
Perfect for owners who thought they were buying into the future, not becoming unwilling passengers in a meme-fueled market freefall.
✅ Magnetized for metal surfaces, not market trends
✅ Designed for those living in emotional & financial recovery mode
✅ Ideal for bumpers, laptops, or anywhere you reflect on life choices
Stick it on and let everyone know:
You believed in the mission. Now you’re just mission-weary.
Product features
- Matte Finish with stunning full-color designs
- Durable vinyl perfect for various smooth surfaces
- Bright and vibrant colors from the latest printing techniques
- Flexible and long-lasting outdoor use
- Available in three different sizes for all needs
Care instructions
- Wipe the dust off gently with a clean, dry microfiber cloth
4" x 4" | 5" x 5" | 6" × 6" | |
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Width, in | 4.00 | 5.00 | 6.00 |
Height, in | 4.00 | 5.00 | 6.00 |
Depth, in | 0.03 | 0.03 | 0.03 |
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