Sure, Teslas go 0–60 in under 4 seconds… But nothing plummets faster than your expectations when your “investment” drives straight off a cliff—especially when that cliff looks suspiciously like a stock graph.
This square magnet features a sleek Tesla mid-nosedive off a financial cliff and the brutally honest caption:
“This Tesla was an investment... in disappointment.”
Perfect for owners who thought they were buying into the future, not becoming unwilling passengers in a meme-fueled market freefall.
✅ Magnetized for metal surfaces, not market trends ✅ Designed for those living in emotional & financial recovery mode ✅ Ideal for bumpers, laptops, or anywhere you reflect on life choices
Stick it on and let everyone know: You believed in the mission. Now you’re just mission-weary.
Product features - Matte Finish with stunning full-color designs - Durable vinyl perfect for various smooth surfaces - Bright and vibrant colors from the latest printing techniques - Flexible and long-lasting outdoor use - Available in three different sizes for all needs
Care instructions - Wipe the dust off gently with a clean, dry microfiber cloth
